23
Nov
08

Gundam 00 episode 8 “Pure Distortion”

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I’VE NEVER FAPPED TO AN EPISODE LIKE I’VE FAPPED TO THIS ONE. THIS EPISODE MELTED MY BRAIN. Saw the live stream with a friend at 2am, and ohgod, so much fapping and spazzing and incoherent shit was said in chat, lololol. EPIC SHIT, MAN.

This rant is all over the place. I will most likely come back to edit it, lol.

Regene proceeds to communicate with Tieria telepathically through quantum  brainwaves. Regene tells Tieria that their aging process is inhibited with  nanomachines hence why they don’t age and why Teiria has looked the same these  past 4 years. Tieria was unaware others like him existed. Regene informs Tieria  of Aeolia Schenberg’s true plan.

The first stage of the plan is to unite the world through Celestial Being’s  armed interventions. The second is to unite humanity through A-LAWS. And finally,  the third stage is to advance humanity into deep space.




Back at Ptolemy, Ian Vashti grumbles about Allelujah trashing his Gundam  just like Setsuna has been doing with Double O, lol. And he’s also complaining that he brought  along his ‘girlfriend’ on board. And aww, Saji feels lonely. Funny how Haro  caught up on that. They’re such smart little robots. XD



SHIT, LOCKON, CAN I STRADDLE YOU?

Back to Tieria, having flashbacks of his and Regene’s encounter earlier that  day. I’ll just quote Regene on this:

Regene: “A huge ‘wave’ is needed to guide humans to the next stage.”
“That’s right. A ‘wave’ known as change”
Tieria: “Are you saying that I should just turn a blind eye on A-LAWS’ cowardly  actions?!”
Regene: “Changes come with pain”
“You guys are doing the same thing, right?”
“You guys have become an obstacle to Aeolia’s plan.”
“We were created for the plan.”
“Our reason for existing is to execute the plan and see its completion.”


Regene invites Tieria to join the Innovators so that they can guide humanity  together and says he doesn’t have to give him an answer right now before walking away.

Tieria is thinking that he’s in fact interfering with Aeolia’s plan. Lockon appears before him, and  tells him that he should follow the path he himself believes in–he should go about things his own way–afterall, Aeolia entrusted them with the Gundams. I love how Lockon calls him “old man Aeolia”. How cute, rofl.



GAH, ALLELUJAH AND MARIE TOGETHER AGAIN, LOL. Marie needs to change her  wardrobe; she needs a cute uniform or something. Feldt doesn’t approve  of Marie being on Ptolemy.


RANDOM ARSE SHOT.

“TAIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~”

OH, HER EXPRESSION IS FILLED WITH JOY.


And Revive Revival joined A-LAWS.


Kati gets after Patrick–calls him stupid–because she repeatedly told him not to get involved with A-LAWS. But Patrick tells her he volunteered to join in order to protect  her. AAAWWWWWWW.

“The nickname my comrades gave me is ‘The Immortal Colasour’.” OH LMFAO. But you  can clearly see Kati is happy to have him around.


Back at Ptolemy, an encrypted transmission from Wang Liu Mei comes in. Wang  informs CB that she’s received reliable information about the party being held for A-Laws. Tieria volunteers to infiltrate and Setsuna says he’ll provide backup during the operation. Sumeragi smiles and says in that case they will have to follow her plan (cue cross dressing). FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

REGENE AND WANG UP TO NO GOOD.

NO CAPS LOL BUT ANYWAY, turns out Double O can’t handle the amount of particles being discharged by the  Twin Drives. So Ian has developed something knew called the O-Raiser which will  cover the defect that Double O has. With the O-Raiser, Double O will exceed the  performance of any of the current Gundams. SOUNDS EXCITING. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE  THIS IN ACTION.

IT’S PARTY TIME. OHSHI–

NOW, EXCUSE ME AS I SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT FROM GIRL!TRAP-CHAN. THE TITS, MAN. Oh,  Sumeragi, nice thinking there. Wouldn’t want it any other way. LOLOL.

Louise and Ribbons meet. Louise asks Ribbons why he invited her to such a party  and he tells her that she is A-LAWS’ largest investor. He has also arranged for  Soma’s Ahead to be her personal suit.

Ribbons looks hot in a cravat.

LOL ANDREI SNEAKING SOME LOOKS AT LOUISE.

TRAP-CHAN IN A DRESSSSSSSSSS! /FAPPING

HERE HE COMES.

“PARDON ME.”

“NICE TO MEET YOU, I AM RIBBONS ALMARK.”

“MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?”

Meanwhile, Louise and Andrei are heading out. Louise sees a familiar face  standing outside near a car. IT’S SETSUNA WEARING A FUCKING CHAUFFEUR HAT. I THINK I  CAME.

OK, BACK TO THE DANCE. After seeing Ribbons and Trap-chan together like this I  ship them so hard. Lol, Ribbons asks Tieria for a dance and comments on his appearance, to which Tieria says all meisters are male so this is a disguise. Tieria learns from Ribbons that he has command of Veda and is asked if he would like to have access again, causing Tieria to almost trip.

“Why, you look amazing today. Never thought you’d be into crossdressing. You should wear dresses more often–they suit you–they make you look unbelievably hot.”

“And what of those? Are they real? I’d love to try them out.

How about we go somewhere private?”

“I’d love to ravish and savor you all night long~” /going to hell for this

/TRIPS

Ok, let me say this, Ribbons is one smooth fucker. I like how, after what Ribbons says about Veda, Tieria steps on the dress and trips. Ribbons then smoothly grabs onto Trap-chan, picks him up, and they continue dancing like nothing. I  FAPPED SO HARD.

RIBBONS’ RAPE FACE.

Ribbons invites Tieria to a more comfortable, private place so they could talk.  Uh huh, I know what you’re up to, Ribbons.

Trap-chan asks Ribbons if he’s indeed seized control over Veda. Ribbons tells Tieria that he should know better. Trap-chan then recalls the incident that happened  when he was fighting the Thrones years ago, when the Trial System was forcefully  canceled out. He finds out that Ribbons was also the one who handed the fake GN  drive to the UN. He asks why and Ribbons tells him the destruction of Celestial  Being was part of the plan. That originally, it was intended for Tieria and the  others to be destroyed four years ago.

Tieria refuses to believe whatever Ribbons has mentioned about Aoelia’s true  plan to be false. Tieria tells him that Aeolia entrusted them with the Gundams,  GN-Drive and the Trans-Am system. And that he will head down the path that he believes in.

Ribbons, laughing at him, tells him that it looks like he was influenced by humans more than he thought. That he trusted that man too much–Lockon Stratos. Tieria placed revenge for his “family” above executing the plan. Ribbons then calls Lockon ‘a foolish man’. UH OH, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT, RIBBONS. FFFFF. ANGRY  TRAP-CHAN IS ANGRY NOW.

Tieria takes out a gun and shoots at Ribbons–missing. Hilling Care then makes  her appearance pointing a gun at Tieria. Tieria then makes a run for it and  jumps out the window.

A GUN. BETWEEN HIS GARTER STRAP. OH MY GOD. HOT.

And I totally skipped the whole Louise/Setsuna scene that happened outside. I don’t really care writing about that. But I will mention this part. Billy comes to help once he sees Louise down on the floor in pain. He then recognizes  Setsuna as one of Celestial Being’s members. OHSHI– Setsuna makes a run for it.  kd;kasd;lasd

“CAN IT BE… YOU ARE… GUNDAM-KUN! IT’S YOU!”

“OHSHI–I’VE BEEN CAUGHT”

AND REGENE. IN A FUCKING SUIT.

AND IN THE NEXT EPISODE, Ali Saachez appears.  EPIC BATTLES ENSUE.

AND MORE DELICIOUS INNOVATORS. COSPLAYING AS A-LAWS.

CAN IT BE NEXT GUNDAY ALREADY?!

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